March 2012
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logicalprosecutor:
I don’t know. Having a product life might be a better use of your time.
But who am I to judge what gets you off, hm?
Life has been… Do you honestly, really care, Alex?
-Snorts and chuckles- Of course I don’t. I’m being polite and pretending to care about you. Isn’t that the regular protocol? Did I… miss something?
logicalprosecutor:
You make many assumptions, Alex. I thought you had disappeared because you finally found a use for your time other than pestering people.
Perhaps I’ve met people who just bring it out in me now…
I do You could say “Fallacy” is my middle name. Sounds Phallic… Haha!
How can there be anything better to do than to be a pebble in your shoe? Nonesense!
Now,...
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logicalprosecutor:
toyboxofcool:
logicalprosecutor:
Oh what a big surprise.
Is that so? You don’t look too astounded, to be quite honest. Should I…reintroduce you to my knife?
Oh please. I’ve missed it so much.
My, my! I could swear you have slightly misinterpreted my offering here. My knife has no other business that thrusting and twisting into your skin, organs and muscle;...
logicalprosecutor:
toyboxofcool replied to your post: Slutworth
Yes. The person who’s addressing you happens to be me. Edgewhoreth.
Oh what a big surprise.
Is that so? You don’t look too astounded, to be quite honest. Should I…reintroduce you to my knife?
February 2012
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mattengarde:
-shrimp’d- But this time I animated some.
Adriel Andrews
acearttorney:
Looks like an emo Matt 8U
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mattengarde:
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True story
Friend: Hey, Alex, want to go out for Valentine?
Alex: Ahh...gee, I don't know, I got other plans.
Friend: I knew it, you're gay.
Alex: I'm bisexual. And the internet doesn't have a gender, for that matter.
Oh ,hey, I haven’t had a chance to clean my clothes, so I began using my formal wear, since using dirty clothes is a no.
Then I see my roomie, who also dresses casual as hell everyday and he’s leaving in formal wear too.
I ask him what’d the deal and he says he hasn’t had a chance to clean his clothes, LOl xD
snackooqueen:
toyboxofcool:
snackooqueen:
//What’s the temperature today?
11°C, 52°F
//Awwww poor Alex bby it was 32 degrees when I left my house today xD zap your clothes and suck it up lol
YOU RAPIST. Nobody asks me to take my clothes off.
I ORDER YOU To take YOUR clothes off And maybe mine 8u But you don’t tell ME To strip for you >8( -feels harassed all of a sudden- (?)...
snackooqueen:
//What’s the temperature today?
11°C, 52°F
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//Saraaaaaah!//
snackooqueen:
toyboxofcool:
snackooqueen:
//When are you getting your new tablet?
I don’t know 8U;; Today, I hope? Need to go to a store which’s location I ignore
//Why do you ignore a particular store? xD
I don’t ignore it xD! I ignore its location Meaning “I don’t know where it is” xD!
//Saraaaaaah!//
snackooqueen:
toyboxofcool:
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mattengarde:
snackooqueen:
mattengarde:
//What did I do? XD
//EVERYTHING >8U
//Well then!! 8| lolol
//I need to make you Bitchjuanita reaction images 8U xDD.
//You need to make me what reaction images? xD
//Bitchy bitch bitch reaction images 8U. Even though I failed to make the Juan ones....
//Saraaaaaah!//
snackooqueen:
toyboxofcool:
snackooqueen:
mattengarde:
snackooqueen:
mattengarde:
//What did I do? XD
//EVERYTHING >8U
//Well then!! 8| lolol
//I need to make you Bitchjuanita reaction images 8U xDD.
//You need to make me what reaction images? xD
//Bitchy bitch bitch reaction images 8U. Even though I failed to make the Juan ones. YRUIEYIKFHK Tablet. Need. Want. 8I
//Saraaaaaah!//
snackooqueen:
mattengarde:
snackooqueen:
mattengarde:
//What did I do? XD
//EVERYTHING >8U
//Well then!! 8| lolol
//I need to make you Bitchjuanita reaction images 8U xDD.
snackooqueen:
//Ja, it is.
Well I can snap you out of it, but Matt’s gonna snap you back into it soon enough xDDDD cause Matt’s GAAAAAYYYY LOL
IS NOT 8U. I need to balance his bisexualness back to normal (?)
HE SHALL FUCK JUANITA EVEN IF HE HAS TO TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES >8U
snackooqueen:
//Well at least the fucking dog came back, you can yell “I TOLD YOU SO” in their faces if you so please x’DDD
My god dude, for 30 bucks I would have bugged someone for that payment. Ten or fifteen I probably wouldn’t care as much, but thirty? I would have been poking them incessantly xD *poke poke poke poke poke poke poke*
Wedding I understand where the family’s coming from, I’d...
snackooqueen:
//GOOD that’s what I was going for xD
Ah gonna do Paypal commissions?
Debt? What, is working the street corners not paying you as much as it used to? xDD *shot by Alex*
And welcome lol
//ITS JUST THAT A FEW WHORES MOVED INTO MY CORNER. Not paypal, RL commissions, I can only take payments on a mexican bank, I haven’t updated my internet—credit card info thing and...
1 1/2 headed taur thing
snackooqueen:
//Dude that’s freaking cool looking! Sure it’s different from your normal art, doesn’t make it any less good. Decaying skills my ass xD
*huggles like crazy* It’ll be fine dude, things’ll get better. Tablet can be replaced, dog will be found. As for being homosexual, I blame Matt for that XDDD
Okay, that made me laugh, lmfao xD And I needed it!
I think I’ll try to do art...
maxthefabulous replied to your post: 1 1/2 headed taur thing
((MY LORD. I WOULD NOT WANT TO BUMP INTO THAT IN MY LIFE. Oh hush everything you draw is wonderful! -huggles- I hope that you feel better soon! I don’t like seeing you feel sads :c ))
//Awwh BBY! I’m sure there has to be some chemical procedure that’s causing it. I’m normally mature enough to know what’s...
1 1/2 headed taur thing
This weather is making me emo I hate everything I do and how I do it. My art skills are decaying
Or perhaps it is that everyone pointed their finger at me when my sister’s dog got lost. And even when it was proven that I had nothing to do with it, I’m still “sore”.
Or maybe my tablet loss has something to do with my lack of cheerness.
Rrgh, why am I being so...
Whenever I see a drawing with Edgeworth smiling, he looks like a creeper 8u
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Crappy phone picture, lol!
WISH YOU COULD MARRY ME, EH, SARAH?! 8U!
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askaceattorney:
Dear Anonymous,
Polish.
I do not paint my nails. I polish them. There is nothing unusual about keeping my hands in pristine condition.
But I suppose you’re right. You’re completely safe with you out there and me in here…
-Kristoph Gavin
Ugh. That Nickel Samurai / Jammin’ Ninja drawing I’m making is CURSED. My pen NEVER works when I try to retake it xD
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I HATE NUMBERS >8UUUUU
My homework is sudoku
Seriously This fucking uni is only sucking money from us xD
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ILY 2 <3<3<3
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Daddy doesn’t care because Daddy loves you~
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January 2012
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Hey, Hey! Send an ace attorney character to my ask... →
If you don’t do it; you will explode to tiny bits.
He finally let me take a close shot of his eyes...
Wip it Wip it good~ 8U!
I always go to rule 34 expecting to find something hot and instead I crack up at the comments or hilarity regarding the art xDD